she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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