Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
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The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
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He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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