he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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