you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Bang-toberfest begins!!
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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