Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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