Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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