I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
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