In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.