i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
All I want is dick and wine.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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