my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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