just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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