hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I wish i was in the wii world.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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