Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Randomize
