nut hugger
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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