just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
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Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
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I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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