My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Randomize
