There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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