Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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