Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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