Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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