I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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