Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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