i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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