sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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