lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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