so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
She made me pour olive oil on her.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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