need another drink. this is the easiest way
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
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He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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