Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
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As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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