We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Randomize
