I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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