brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
This is the high leading the old right now
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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