I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
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Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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