Already got asked if we're dating
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
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we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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