Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
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She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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