Apparently you make a good broom.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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