Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My brain says no but my pants say off.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
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woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
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I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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