But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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