Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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