I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
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Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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