i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
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I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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