And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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