Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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