I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
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Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
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Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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