I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
May the power of my ass compel you!!
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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