DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
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