I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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