your room smells of hookers.
And success
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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