How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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