So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
the day after is always just damage control
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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