she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
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Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
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also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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