What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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