So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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