i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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