addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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