Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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