i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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